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	<title>Paul Jamrock is as mysterious as he is handsome.</title>
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		<title>A Lesson In Money Karma</title>
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Here's an ancient secret I'm about to let you in on.  It can help explain the unexplained, and if used properly will bring you all the success you are looking for.

What goes around comes around.

That's right. Karma!  Such a simple concept however some idiots still don't appreciate or understand that ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/a-lesson-in-money-karma</link>
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		<title>An Open Proposal To Alicia Keys</title>
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Dearest Alicia -

You do it for me. I listen to your music on repeat constantly.   You  inspire me.  I only need the sound of your voice and your melodies (and my money, of course) and I'd be a happy man.

When I listen to "No One", I almost feel as if ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/an-open-proposal-to-alicia-keys</link>
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		<title>Fuck The Pandas, Give Me Porsche</title>
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In the news today: Some quack says we should pull the plug on the Pandas and all of you sissies are up in arms about it.

First of all, this is obviously some idiot trying to get press.  I have several friends in the scientific and medical communities. Any time ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/fuck-the-pandas-give-me-porsche</link>
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		<title>Paul Jamrock is an Elitist</title>
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Elitist became a bad word all of a sudden?  When did this happen?  Since when is it wrong to recognize fact?

Facts:

	I am smarter than 99% of you.
	I am more organized and disciplined that 99% of you
	I am better looking than 99% of you
	I am a better public speaker than 99% ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/paul-jamrock-is-an-elitist</link>
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		<title>Paul Jamrock Will Personally Kick Kanye West In The Nuts</title>
		<description>Sometimes I like to think that when people become uber succesful, at whatever it is that they do, sometimes I like to think this is indcation that they are exceptional people.

ergo, not idiots

Think it takes brains to be successful? Think again.

After watching Kanye West act like an ass clown in ...</description>
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		<title>Blogging Just Got Easier</title>
		<description>Blogging is for winners.

Over the last year or so, yours truly has become very involved in and excited with new media.  In other words, Paul Jamrock owns blogs.  He owns hundreds of blogs to be more exact.

I know what your thinking. Paul how the hell do you find time to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/blogging-just-got-easier</link>
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		<title>Every One Is Asking Paul Jamrock For Money These Days</title>
		<description>These poor people. Unemployed and uninspired.
"Hey Paul can I borrow a little?" Says the lumpy sad sack of a man.

"Hey Paul I know you have extra, buy me one?" Says the looks-better-in-the-dark chick at the bar.
You're damned right Paul has extra.
Paul Jamrock has ALOT extra. But I'm not here to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/every-one-is-asking-paul-jamrock-for-money-these-days</link>
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		<title>Paul Jamrock on The Economy</title>
		<description>What happened? Did the "bubble burst?"

I haven't noticed.  To be honest, the only thing thats changed for me in the last 6 months is labor costs.

I can now hire a smarter putz to do the exact same job for half the price.  Why?  Because he  just ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/paul-jamrock-on-the-economy</link>
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		<title>Paul Jamrock Starts Every Post With His Name</title>
		<description>By now I'm sure you've noticed.  I enjoy the sound of my name.  I enjoy looking at how it reads on a computer screen.  I enjoy the fact that its written at least 3 times on YOUR computer screen right now.

I cannot tell a lie.  My name is everything to ...</description>
		<link>http://www.pauljamrock.com/paul-jamrock-starts-every-post-with-his-name</link>
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		<title>Paul Jamrock $ucceeds</title>
		<description>I always try for a win,

In everything I do.

I know that sounds like something you hear all the time, but it s true.

I'm out to win.

I wake every morning, I look myself in the mirror, and I say:

"Hey good looking.  Nice ass."

I work out.  And I'm not afraid to be ...</description>
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