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A Lesson In Money Karma

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Here’s an ancient secret I’m about to let you in on.  It can help explain the unexplained, and if used properly will bring you all the success you are looking for.

What goes around comes around.

That’s right. Karma!  Such a simple concept however some idiots still don’t appreciate or understand that Karma does, infact, exist.  Especially when it comes to money.

There are so many of you little pecker-heads who want to get paid to be lazy. Who steal from the hand that feeds you.  You really think you’ve got one up on the world by stealing $50 bucks from Jamrock?  Whether its time or office supplies, stealing is stealing. And Karma is a bitch.

So before you go away to your dilapidated excuse for a holiday celebration and you max out your credit cards buying jewelry for your new medium-fat girlfriend.  Just remember, the only way to make money is to give some away.  And if you’ve stolen from anyone in the past you’re in a karma hole.

Maybe it’s a good idea to payback some of your spent Karma this year.  Set the scale even and start making something out of yourself, for fuck’s sake.

Paul Jamrock Will Personally Kick Kanye West In The Nuts

Sometimes I like to think that when people become uber succesful, at whatever it is that they do, sometimes I like to think this is indcation that they are exceptional people.

ergo, not idiots

Think it takes brains to be successful? Think again.

After watching Kanye West act like an ass clown in front of a huge television audience, I have to admit I felt a little better about myself (only because I love to watch big guys fall down).

Life is just like high school: nothing is the way it seems and idiots are everywhere.

Blogging Just Got Easier

Blogging is for winners.

Over the last year or so, yours truly has become very involved in and excited with new media.  In other words, Paul Jamrock owns blogs.  He owns hundreds of blogs to be more exact.

I know what your thinking. Paul how the hell do you find time to date supermodels, run an empire and write 300 different blogs?!?

The truth is, this is the only blog Big PJ writes.  All the rest are taken care of.  I hired a few bright individuals over at WeWriteBlogs.com to start helping with my sites.  They’ve done a fantastic job so far and to be honest the labor is so cheap its laughable.

College educated people writing brilliant blog posts for peanuts.

The Jamrock is sold.  My network has been blogged.

PJ.

Paul Jamrock $ucceeds

I always try for a win,

In everything I do.

I know that sounds like something you hear all the time, but it s true.

I’m out to win.

I wake every morning, I look myself in the mirror, and I say:

“Hey good looking.  Nice ass.”

I work out.  And I’m not afraid to be proud of my body.

I make more money than you,  and trust me,

The Jamrock is succesful.

Jamrock Succeeds.

Peace.