Here’s an ancient secret I’m about to let you in on.  It can help explain the unexplained, and if used properly will bring you all the success you are looking for.

What goes around comes around.

That’s right. Karma!  Such a simple concept however some idiots still don’t appreciate or understand that Karma does, infact, exist.  Especially when it comes to money.

There are so many of you little pecker-heads who want to get paid to be lazy. Who steal from the hand that feeds you.  You really think you’ve got one up on the world by stealing $50 bucks from Jamrock?  Whether its time or office supplies, stealing is stealing. And Karma is a bitch.

So before you go away to your dilapidated excuse for a holiday celebration and you max out your credit cards buying jewelry for your new medium-fat girlfriend.  Just remember, the only way to make money is to give some away.  And if you’ve stolen from anyone in the past you’re in a karma hole.

Maybe it’s a good idea to payback some of your spent Karma this year.  Set the scale even and start making something out of yourself, for fuck’s sake.