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Paul Jamrock Could Run a Business With His Hands Tied Behind His Back

Google Paul Jamrock and you will be deluged with page after page of what he thinks, things he uses, where he goes, what type of social media he likes, his business savvy, men’s sports bras (what?), the best ways to promote yourself, losing weight, how to achieve and maintain fabulous looking skin… Is there anything that this guy doesn’t know about?

As Outspoken As They Get

Log on to one of Paul Jamrock’s ‘advice’ pages and you can view rant upon rant, in no uncertain terms, as to how he feels you should lead your life. I’m not sure just what makes him an expert but clearly there are more than enough people out there that think he is. This man even proposed to Alicia Keys in one of his columns; included a picture of the ring and all–Nice ring though.

Anyone Who Knows How To Move Money

Anyone that has lots of money, makes lots of money and moves lots of money is undoubtedly aware of the advantages of merchant express. This service deals not only in money and credit processing equipment but in debt processing and credit itself, prepaid cellular and long distance air time, money orders and bill payments.

Every one of those sounds like something Paul Jamrock is exceedingly familiar with.

Paul Jamrock is STILL Being Asked for Money

It doesn’t matter where he goes, Paul Jamrock still gets asked for money from his friends, business associates. Even people that he meets on the streets of New York or Los Angeles ask him for installment loans and he’s tired of this because, every moment that he spends not thinking about making money he’s losing money.

To help all of those people who he’s loaned money to in the last six months Paul Jamrock has broken down his secrets for saving money so he can have more money while other people take on more jobs and work harder.

It All Starts At Home

Paul Jamrock hates wasting money on bad champagne but what he hates even more is wasting money on common things that he uses every day.

Insurance –If you’re smart like Paul Jamrock you’ll bundle your life, auto and other insurance policies with one insurance company instead of having multiple policies with more than one company. This step saved him hundreds of dollars per years off his insurance costs and it can save you money too. Mr. Jamrock used all of this saving to start  retirement planning so he can continue his luxurious lifestyle well into his golden years.
Banking Fees – Once he opened up his bank statement and saw that his bank was stealing hundreds of dollars per year in fees, he knew it was time to find another bank. If you want to save money like Paul Jamrock you should move your checking and savings accounts to a bank that doesn’t charge high monthly fees. By doing this you can easily save $200 or more per year.

Food Expenses – Paul Jamrock puts other men to shame when he gets his groceries for free thanks to all of the coupons that he finds from his Sunday paper and online. Any guy who is tired of spending hundreds of dollars per month on groceries should follow Paul Jamrock’s example and start couponing to save big money.

Cut Back On Expenses

Five years ago Paul Jamrock had 10,000 Cable TV channels, unlimited movies being delivered to his door and a wide variety of other in home entertainment services. Once the economy went into the toilet he realized it was time to take the lead and cut back on unnecessary services. Instead of spending $200 per month on cable TV or movies he spends a lot less than that with a variety of internet based services that allow him to stream his favorite movies, TV shows and music on demand.

With all of the money that’s he’s saving, Paul Jamrock can continue to live a lux life while his neighbors work harder to maintain all of their unnecessary expenses.

Paul Jamrock on The Economy

What happened? Did the “bubble burst?”

I haven’t noticed. To be honest, the only thing thats changed for me in the last 6 months is labor costs.

I can now hire a smarter putz to do the exact same job for half the price. Why? Because he just lost his job at Circuit City and needs to feed his 3 bastard children and their mothers.

Don’t hate me for speaking the truth, and don’t blame anyone for your dilapidated financial situation. The only blame is on you and you alone.

People like me make more money in a down market. While everyone else is crying about losing their 401k and scrambling to sell before they lose it all, Paul Jamrock is on the other end buying up your retirement at half price.

If you need a job, call me. We have plenty of work available for the right slugs. Put down that dollar menu cheeseburger, stop crying and do something today to change your position in the world.

Go big or go home.

Jamrock loves you baby.